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PostSubject: DW Facts (Forum fun time!)   Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:59 am

There is no 'ctrl' button on DW's computer. DW is always in control
DW doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
When DW falls in water, DW doesn't get wet. Water gets Daddy Warcrimes
DW has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Daddy Warcrimes lives in Essex. 
Daddy Warcrimes doesn't believe in Germany. 
When DW is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
DW once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.


If anyone else has a DW fact to add then go for it Very Happy

And I'm very proud because I did all this off my sixaxis on the PS3 browser!!
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PostSubject: Re: DW Facts (Forum fun time!)   Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:32 am

Some say that DW drinks the moisture from ducks.
Some say that DW has no understanding of clouds.
Some say that if DW was married to Paul McCartney he'd keep his whining mouth shut.
Some say that DW let the dogs out.
Some say that DW knows two facts about arable farms, and both of them are wrong.
Some say that I just ripped all of these from Top Gear in the same way Chezz ripped his from popular chuck norrisisms.

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PostSubject: Re: DW Facts (Forum fun time!)   Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:12 pm

DW invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Daddy Warcrimes.
DW wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. 
The Bible was originally titled "Daddy Warcrimes and Friends"
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PostSubject: Re: DW Facts (Forum fun time!)   Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:44 am

If DW and Jesus were to have a fight, Jesus would run across the nearest lake for his daddy. And DW would give chase.
DW doesn't sleep, he recharges his batteries.
If DW was in a film it'd be 5 star and it'd be 110 minuites of a DW close up.
DW is like a pidgeon, everything is in slo-motion to him and he does a dump on your car.
DW enjoys walking on the beach. He's allways ready for an amphibious assault.

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