As I've allready said to chezzvegas the random cat who visits my Dad's yard (now named Stalin after my Dad's mate looked after his mate's dog called Hitler so was just keeping the theme) has probably had kittens.
The kittens, once found, will be called:
Winston
Truman
Lloyd
and, of course, Steve.
Following with the leaders tradition that Chris (said mate) has started with Stalin.
I'll send a photo as soon as I can but I don't want to go hunting the kittens out because sometimes cats get scared and eat their kittens. And if "Stalin, mother of Steve" didn't throw you enough I'm sure "Stalin eats Steve" would.

Btw, yes, we did think that stalin was male when we called her Stalin, but nobody wanted to check. And we hope that Stalin has had kittens otherwise she's just gone really thin, but it does look like she has. Oh, and I WILL make sure a female cat isn't called Steve. It'll be called Steveina.

We've seem the first kitten and it has been named steve, I'll send a pic as soon as it comes out in the daylight/doesn't run off/when I have my camera

Well it is a feral cat that just happens to be near the yard. It eats everything, including digestive biscuits so I'll try tempting it out with a rich tea next time I go

Chezz managed to get a photo of Steve (the white kitten) and Sadiq (the black kitten). Guess where the names come from . If chezz could upload 'em here it'd be great