Song of chezz.

Wake up in the morning at eleven always tired
been gaming all night long again on a console I've acquired
I used to have all the girls, they all used to be mine,
Then someone went & told me bout a think called PS3 online...

so I bought a game
& I think you know the name
it's the army one with the maps & guns & more
But please understand
I'll be hiding in the sand
when I'm playing call of duty four

'cause I don't feel like running round the backlot like a twat
when I can creep & hide in side a factory or a flat
When playing overgrown why should I have to stand when I can lay
I'll just keep on no-scopin' yes sir no-scopin' is the way.

I feel like no-scopin' scopin'
I got nothing better to do
I feel like no-scopin' scopin'
better watch your back or I'll shoot you
I feel like no-scopin' scopin'
rather be home all alone on my PS3 it's true oo oo

Players come & players go you're all a bunch of queers
chezzvegas is the PSN you really need to fear
Chinatown, strike, bog, crash, vacant, downpour, district, creek
he'll pick you off in any one as part of his kill streak

'cause I don't feel like running round the backlot like a twat
when I can creep & hide in side a factory or a flat
When playing overgrown why should I have to stand when I can lay
I'll just keep on no-scopin' yes sir no-scopin' is the way.

I feel like no-scopin' scopin'
I got nothing better to do
I feel like no-scopin' scopin'
better watch your back or I'll shoot you
I feel like no-scopin' scopin'
rather be home all alone on my PS3 it's true oo oo.










Like it?

Since you posted this this entire section of the forum everyone has simply said "ok" and logged off since the 27th of September. Well done.

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To shoot them is my real test
To frag them is my cause
I will trek across the maps
Aiming far and wide
Each enemy, will understand
The power that resides
World at WAR!
Gotta frag em all
Ohh Its you and me
I know its my destiny
World at WAR!
Ohhhh you're my worst friend
In a map I will defend!
World at WAR!
Gotta frag em all (My smg guns are trueeee)
oh My knifing will slit you through
You snipe me and I bazooka youuu
WORLD AT WARRRRR
GOTTA FRAG EM ALL
GOTTA FRAG EM ALL!!


Who remembers Pokemon?

If you carry on with this the forum will nuke itself in disgust.

chezz has a talent here you know.....perhaps he will graduate to doing the greeting cards interiors soon

Hmmm. I predict another song soon

Maybe I could cause the entire internet to implode, eh Gam3r?

Chezz we need the internet to watch porn (especially DW and those filthy greetings cards under his bed) so don't even dare contemplating thinking about it. And coroner will kill you as he hates offline...

Gr8gam3r wrote:

Chezz we need the internet to watch porn (especially DW and those filthy greetings cards under his bed) so don't even dare contemplating thinking about it. And coroner will kill you as he hates offline...

nope...no time for porn....I have three kids so had enough practice...plus you don't get to prestige..... no medals for it either....apart from

{Cup} Broke bloke: have children and then loose your hard earned cash by just watching it roll out the door.

Anyone else got any ideas we should have ? might be a godd forum game....

Watching your money roll out the door? No time for porn? You seem quite resentfull. The forum game is taking every opportunity to have a go at you, lol!