The butterfly effect

A classic forum game, i'll start a story and you guys carry on where i left. Like the ones you used to do when you went camping, ok.

I was walking down "taliban street" in district when a marine comes up to me and says......

says.... Excuse me sir i will need to check your bag for posible bomb threats

Unfortunatley for me I had not taken my....

big whopper with cheese so I couldn't bribe him to forgive the fact that in my bag I had a.....

a poster of rick astley. Sweating, under the pressure, I turned.......

perscalent orange, yeah, i know most people turn red but I have a rare condition called.....

homosexuality....... the marine was aware of my 'condition' and a creppy smile stretched across his face, and then he said.........

"I come from Alabama an where I's from we don't like your sorts." At which point he took hold of his..... [reminder to everyone to keep it clean]

... identical rick astley poster. i was cautious of his ideas, however we began to discuss the pressing isssue of...

the rick astley poster Collectors Club and how we can find more members when Suddenly out of nowhere....

"never gonna give you up" started playing. we decided that the great lord Rick had shone his love upon us, and so we...

sang to the god rick astley, singing in the middle of the street, we hollered on taliban street "..............

Then suddenly, mid chorus, we saw a fumingly jealous chezny hawks coming up the road. I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, NOBODY ID RATHER BE. Why arent you singing my song he fumed. We both came out with the same witty reply......

because we dont like you. the marine then said " I have the n00btube so you better sing with us, if you dont we will bring an army of n00bs carying P90s with double tap and martyn00b on and n00b you to hell" . Chezny hawks, sweating under the pressure decided to.....

plug in his modified contoller with a turbo switch so his friggin G3 and pistols fire quicker than any other friggin gun!!!!!! After this he also flicked on his lag switch and started to run away. We, of course, couldn't stop him as he was jumping all over the place. To stop him we decided to......

Pull out our LMG's (with matching thigh straps and triple pronged nose scratchers) which we sneakly concealed in our back pockets (seems like everyone has one of these tucked away somewhere). we opened fire and were nearly...

Mugged by an unarmed yeti who managed to conceal himself within the marines backpack. However i saw this coming and... (thought i would carry it on )

Hung, drew and quartered the marine, and slung his lifeless corpse down the well after two days of hanging around to attract a crowd. After the 4 pieces of body hit the floor I began to turn around, only to hear...

my geography teacher tell me that would harm aquatic life, ashamed i decided to put the head on a pike in...

my mum's bedroom, however she wasn't very impressed and made me...

invite dexta to ur mums bedroom to join the party... Woooo..